Monday, June 11th, 2012
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- Them: If God exists, He will prove it by not letting this pencil hit the floor.
- *hits the floor*
- Them: Ha! Obviously, He doesn't exist.
- Me: If I exist, I will prove it by not letting this pencil hit the floor.
- *hits the floor*
- Me: Clearly, I don't exist. That, or you can't manipulate me into doing what you want.
